I asked my mahjong tile for life advice. It whispered back: ‘Luck isn’t random—it’s your ancestor’s unpaid SEO bill.’ I cried. Then the panda handed me a bonus… but it was just silence between spins. No jackpot? Just legacy. Who wins? The guy who stopped chasing wins to listen to the wind.

P.S. If your spin feels like a ritual… did you remember to breathe? Or are you still betting on RNG?

(📸: A golden tile flickers like a dying constellation.)